This is a great song especially on travels

Song

Oh You Can’t Get to Heaven, in a leader's car.

Cause the leaders car won't go that far. [Repeat.]

I Ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more. 

Chorus
I Ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I Ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more.
I Ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more.

Some additional verses could be, but you can let your imagination run wild.

Oh you can’t get to heaven, in a rocking chair.
‘Cause the Lord don’t allow, no lazybones there. etc.

Oh you can’t get to heaven, in a [name of person]’s boat.
‘Cause the gosh darn thing, won’t even float. etc.

Oh you can’t get to heaven, on water skis.
‘Cause the Lord don’t allow, no hairy knees. etc.

Oh you can’t get to heaven, on roller skates.
‘Cause you’ll roll right by those pearly gates. etc.

Oh you can’t get to heaven in a limousine,
‘Cause the Lord don’t sell no gasoline. etc.

Oh you can’t get to heaven on a motor bike,
‘Cause you’ll get halfway, then you’ll have to hike. etc.

Oh you can’t get to heaven in a supersonic jet,
‘Cause the Lord ain’t got no runways yet. etc.

Oh you can’t get to heaven with powder and paint,
‘Cause it makes you look like what you ain’t. etc.

Oh you can’t get to heaven in a strapless gown,
‘Cause the gosh darn thing might fall right down. etc.

Oh you can’t get to heaven in [name of person]’s pants,
‘Cause [name of person]’s pants are full of ants. etc.

Oh I want to go to heaven, and I want to do it right,
So I’ll go up to heaven all dressed in white. etc.